Kamikaze Pilot Jokes - 17 Hilarious Kamikaze Pilot Jokes

What did the kamikaze pilot tell his students?

Watch closely. I'm only gonna show this once

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Japan's worst kamikaze pilot

He flew over 25 missions

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Watch closely. I’m only going to do this once.

A Kamikaze pilot spoke with his instructor...

"I keep missing the ships, I need some help!"

And the instructor said, "OK fine, I'll show you how, but I'm only going to do this once..."

Kamikaze pilots had a lot of potential.

But it turned out they were all one hit wonders.

A Kamikaze pilot is teaching a bunch of students and he says...

“Look carefully I’m only going to do this once”

My father was a kamikaze pilot in his youth

Not a very successful one, obviously.

I failed my job interview as a Kamikaze pilot today.

I probably shouldn't have asked for a pension.

Why are Kamikaze pilots so easy to train?

They only need to learn how to take off.

What’s the prerequisite for becoming a kamikaze pilot?

A fear of ejection.

Did you hear the one about the suicidal kamikaze pilot?

Talk about work-life balance

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Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot?

He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot?

He survived 99 missions.

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I went for a Chinese last night and got chatting to the waiter.

He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a Kamikaze pilot and his Code Name was 'Chow Mein'. I said "correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?"

To which he replied, "Yes but I was Chicken Chow Mein."....

What’s the last big mystery from WW2?

Why kamikaze pilots wore helmets

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does...

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