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Rear Admiral Jokes

What was the Rear Admiral’s only vice?

The Vice Admiral’s rear.

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Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.

That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me..!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge.

"Harde...

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A Rear Admiral, Lieutenant General, a Major General, and a Brigadier General are having a few drinks

And they're arguing over which branch of the military has the most balls. "Technical Sergeant, punch yourself in the face!" The Brigadier General cried. The Tech Sergeant quickly complied. "pffft, that ain't nothin!," the major general cried, "Staff Sergeant, shoot yourself with your gun" The soldie...

I was a doctor in the navy and my specialty was proctology.

I always got behind in my work, but I eventually attained the rank of Rear Admiral.

Paranormal happenings in the Navy

Just found out that the USS Enterprise (CVN-65, sorry to Trekkies) was haunted. The apparition of a human figure, from the waist down and appearing to have been messily severed from the rest of the body, would walk the ship’s passageways.

While nobody is sure of the ghost’s identity or the ex...

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The Gunny's Gun (a military joke)...

U.S. Armed Services recruiting efforts are slipping. They've advertised, offered college money, granted large bonuses to new recruits... all to no avail.

So, the Joint Chiefs of Staff all get together one day at a tavern in Washington D.C. to brainstorm a solution. After many hours of back an...

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Seaman Jack

Seaman Jack joined the navy. When he was little he wanted to become a carrier pilot, then when he was a teenager he figured maybe he was only good for a rear admiral serving on a missile destroyer, and when he barely graduated high school, he decided well maybe he'll just be a sailor.

And the...

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