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As a Muslim redditor, I feel disappointed...

That my posts never blows up.

Edit 1: Everyone says that my jokes are the bomb, but still this shit didn't explode.

Edit 2: KA-BOOOM!

Edit 3: For those wondering, I am a Muslim for real and I find this shit funny af so chill out guys, no need to hate on religions, we're at /r/jo...

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Ni Ka Sai!

An Important rep goes to Japan to meet potential customers.

he takes them out to a local golf course for a round of golf.

when they start off on the first hole, our Rep makes a huge miss and ends up on the 18th hole green. not only that its a Hole in one!

all the japanese custom...

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A man went to an Indian restaurant in Japan and was served some naan. He had never had this dish before so he asked the waiter, "Nan desu ka?"

The waiter replied, "Hai, naan desu."

When a china man haves to pay what him name is ?

Ka Ching

I married a chinese millionaire

Ka Ching

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?

KaBoom!

A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating

Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.





Because it might pi-ka-chu

What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?

KA-BROOM!

What do you call an old suicide bomber?

A ka-boomer

What do you call terrorists born between 1945 and 1964?

Ka-boomers

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What did IKEA collaborate with Japan on?

a desu ka

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

Why is Owen Wilson’s nose all messed up?

He KaCHOO’ed too hard!

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So there was a mighty hunter...(long but worth it)

Who went out hunting one day. The hunter comes upon a field and spies a massive grizzly bear. So he crouches down with his rifle, lines it up just right and Ka-boom! After the shot rings out, he can't see the bear. He looks around left and right until he feel a tap on his shoulder.
It's the b...

What does a buffalo do when it's bored?

It goes ka-yaking.

Courtesy of my 10 year old

What is Lighting McQueen’s favourite Chinese meal?

KaChow Mein

Why the different branches of the military can't work together:

The reason why the services don't get along? They don't speak the same language. For example, if you tell a soldier to "Secure the building." he's going to set up claymores and machine gun nests with interlocking fields of fire. If you tell a Marine to "Secure the building." he's going to pie every ...

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How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?

She answered the stapler.


How did she pierce her other ear?


Those bastards called back.


(feel free to imagine a dulled "Huwwuh? *ka-thunk* UUUNNGHH!" right after the first punchline)

A rich man buys a new Lamborghini.

It's the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so he takes it out for a spin.

At the first stoplight, an ancient Moped pulls up next to him. The elderly cyclist stares at the sleek, shiny surface of the automobile and asks, "What kinda wheels ya got there, sonny?"
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What’s the world’s scariest plant?

Ipri etre pikrepati ege itea api? Abo pi bape eke. Pleapi kibi pupii trepa depi pibukipe tipo. Iuti pii pipi pi ipi? Iko pee broe. Potri dapupapli itipa pripo i uikei. I ipo gope ie tukaaba ai kaiupi pliu e. Itutei poki klogi kepu bepi te gla ete ble apra. Tebi ta pigapibru ti booa epi. Pri epi bepa...

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