I can't blame them for disqualifying Sha’Carri Richardson after she tested positive for marijuana.
It's definitely a performance enhancing drug. I smoke weed and can run a 3-day mile.
Sandy, an 18 year old boy, desperately wants a car.
However, his mother forcibly tells him no. Sandy, undeterred, decides to get a job to pay. He applies for many jobs, ranging from a mechanic to delivering newspapers. However, he is not accepted for any of them. Slowly, he gives up on his dream of buying a car.
Weeks later, Sandy tells his mo...
What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?
Your Guns N' Toeses
I'll see myself out.
Where does a Muslim learn to swim?
Inshallah water.
A man advertises in the paper "help wanted"
"need someone with a keen eye for detail for touch up of property."
The next day, he gets a call from a lady enquiring about about the position. She arrives later that day and he's floored by her beauty: blonde, leggy, bodacious.
She asks him "what's needing done, sugar?"
He rep...
Where did Axl Rose get arthritis?
In his Sha-na-na-na-na knees knees
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Boudreaux lived down by the river in deep Louisiana.
On the other side of the river lived a guy named Clarence.
Boudreaux hated Clarence and Clarence hated Boudreaux. Every day since they were small children, they'd go down to their river banks and yell at each other across the river. They never really met each other because neither one could s...
What's Michael Jackson's favorite painting?
The Sha-Mona Lisa.
A patient walks into his Doctor’s office and asks “I’ve been having this really bad pain in my back and money is kinda tight at the moment. Can you recommend any natural healing agents? Perhaps even meditation?”
The doctor replies “sorry sir, I’m just not sha-man.”
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