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[long] John McClane and Hans Gruber sat next to each other in Spanish class as kids at Nakatomi Plaza Junior High School...

One day the *Profesora* said, "we're going to have a vocab quiz, but we're going to do it as a game, make a competition out of it. I'm going to say a word in English, and you and the person sitting next to you compete to see who can give me the Spanish equivalent faster." She turned to the first pai...

While teaching in a junior high school class, the teacher questions a girl.

Teacher: name the thing in human body that can increase upto 4 times in excitement.

Girl: *infuriated * do you really thing this is the right question to ask a girl, I know what you're talking about and you should be ashamed.

Teacher: not only you're wrong, your expectations gonna disa...

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The best blow job I ever got was in junior high.

God I love being a teacher

Teacher: "I will call your parents!"

Elementary student: "No! I’ll be a good boy!"

Junior High School Student: "Pffff… Anyway…"

High School Student: "Send my mother my greetings!"

A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school...

The priest peers inside and says "Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."

The rabbi responds "Out of what?"

A wise old gentleman retired...

...and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.

The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I have no idea how they got in there.
(taken from Junior High School back in the day)

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Rules to live by

Several of us local retired pilots were asked to address a junior high gathering put on by the PTA.

I was the only speaker to show up, so I had the stage to myself. I talked about staying in school, getting good grades and all that usual bullshit; and since I had plenty of time because those...

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On Top Of Cherry Hill

Three kids were late for their first junior high class. The first student, a boy, enters the classroom

Teacher: Why are you late?

Boy: I'm sorry! I was on top of cherry hill.

The second boy enters about ten minutes later.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Boy 2: Sorry! I was on ...

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