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Why does Shaggy always let Scooby roll their joints?

Because shaggys joints don't always turn out good but Scooby's doobies do

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A monkey is smoking a joint on a tree..

..a lizard comes by and asks: "monkey why are your eyes so red?", monkey replies: "i'm smoking a joint, do you want some?". Confused lizard asks: "i don't know, what's a joint?" Monkey says to him to come up to tree and he'll show him. After two joints they are both waisted and the lizard complains ...

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A sex addict, an alcoholic and a pot head die and arrive at the gates of heaven.

Jesus is standing there looking at them sternly he says, " I stand at these gates to judge the souls that have passed on. If you do not deserve to enter heaven then you will be cast to the fire filled depths of hell where you will spend all eternity in agony."

The three sinners knowing the li...

Some people say I roll the best joints in the world

It's a doobious honour.

a couple of cows were smokin’ joints and playin’ cards...

that’s right, the steaks were pretty high

Cowboys don’t roll joints

They tumble weed

What do you tell a grandma who's joints are getting weaker?

Tell her to roll them tighter!

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard...

An old man visited a doctor

"What's the problem sir?" asked the doctor. He replied "It's my joints".
Do they hurt??. " No, I suck at rolling them "

What do Canadians call the joints in their fingers?

Canuckles, eh!

I don't always roll joints, but when I do,

it's usually my ankle.

What was the number 1 reason for requesting medical marijuana?

'I need it for my joints!'

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What time is it ?

I took my 13-year-old son with me to a large charity barbecue. A few thousand people there and several different rib joints you can sample. It was awesome, the food was fantastic.

There was also a large beer tent that had a band with many people in it. Band was pretty good the music while peo...

Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis?

His joints were inflamed

A woman in her 90s told another "My joints are weak".

The later replied "That's because you are not rolling them tight enough honey".

Why did the old car have squeaky joints?

It had carthritis.

What do stoners and arthritis have in common??

They both inflame joints.

Got stiff joints?

I recommend new rolling papers.

3 engineering students

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The ...

If A Pothead Has 13 Joints

That makes it a baker's dozen.

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Woke up this morning and rolled a joint

Shame it was my ankle and now I can’t fucking walk

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