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Jager Jokes

A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots.

He goes home sober.

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I just saw a clip of some Ukrainians making Molotov cocktails using empty bottles of Jager. They’re making…

….JAGER BOMBS!!

What's the difference between Mick Jager and a Scottish shepherd,

Mick Jager says "hey, you, get off of my cloud!"

A Scottish shepherd says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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A frog goes into a bank to get a loan. The frog hops up on the counter and the lady at the counter introduces herself.

Mrs. Wack “Hello my names Mrs. wack what do you want today?”

Frog “ I want a loan”

Mrs. Wack “I don’t know if you can get a loan. You’re a frog. What’s your name?”

Frog “Kermit”

Mrs. Wack “You’re not Kermit the frog.”

Kermit “ No No No, I was named after him. My na...

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Young man in a bar

Asks the bartender for "6 shots of Jager."
The bartender happily pours the shots and asks, "are you celebrating anything?"
The young man responds, "yeah my first blow job." Excited the bartender pours a 7th shot and says, "here have one on the house."
The young man shakes his head and says,...

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A guy walks into a bar in orders seven Jagermeisters

The bartender says, wow, why would someone want to drink seven Jagers?

The guy says, well, I just had my first blow job.

The bartender says, Congratulations! Let me give you an eighth one on the house!

The guy says, thanks but no thanks.

Why not?

I figure if seven...

A Catholic priest, a rabbi, and a Muslim extremist walk into a bar and all sit at the counter.

The bartender hands each of them a menu then turns to the priest and asks, "what can I get you to drink, Father?”

The priest replies, "oh I don't drink, but I have to ask, does this really say you could get me the blood of Mary?"

The bartender responds, "No no no, Father, you misunders...

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Man walks into a bar and orders 7 shots of jagermeister...

The bartender is taken aback, but looks him over and decides he's pretty much sober so he begins to pour the shots. As he's pouring he asks the man, "you celebrating something?" The man replies, "yeah, my first blowjob." The bartender smiles, "very nice. You know what? How about an eighth? It's on...

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The Bartender and the apple

A man walks into a bar and sits down. An obviously drunk man next to him says "Buddy, you wont believe this but this bartender has any flavor apple you can think of!". So the man sarcastically pipes back with, "Hey bartender, gimme one of your finest crown and coke flavored apples!" To his surprise,...

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