Jagermeister Jokes

The bartender says, wow, why would someone want to drink seven Jagers?

The guy says, well, I just had my first blow job.

The bartender says, Congratulations! Let me give you an eighth one on the house!

The guy says, thanks but no thanks.

Why not?

I figure if seven... read more

A man goes to a bar and orders 10 shots of jagermeister. The bartender says wow, that's a lot, you celebrating?

The man says yes! My first blowjob!

The bartender says congrats! Why 10?

The man says "*if that won't get the taste out, nothing will."*

"Six shots!?" exclaims the bartender, "Are you celebrating something?"

"My first blow job," replies the young man.

"Well, in that case," says the bartender, slapping him on the back, "let me give you a seventh on the house."

The man holds up his hand, "No offense, sir. But if si... read more

The bartender is taken aback, but looks him over and decides he's pretty much sober so he begins to pour the shots. As he's pouring he asks the man, "you celebrating something?" The man replies, "yeah, my first blowjob." The bartender smiles, "very nice. You know what? How about an eighth? It's on... read more

A man sees a priest buying hard liquor on a Sunday at a shop down the street from the church the priest pastors. Surprised, the man, who went to that church, asked why he was buying Jagermeister.

The priest said, "it's an old secret that Jagermeister helps constipation, which one of the nuns... read more

Young man goes into a bar and says, "Bartender, three shots of Goldschlagger."

The bartender pours the drinks and the young man drinks them in rapid succession, grimacing with each shot, and then asks for another.

The bartender says, "Sure, kid. What's the occasion?"

The young m... read more

And sees Hitler in a stool raising a glass of Jagermeister. Every few minutes Hitler would raise his glass, toast and drink it back.

Johnny is watching this and after a few injections of liquid courage decides to approach him. “Hitler, what are you doing here?!”

Hitler responds, “I... read more