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Molotov Jokes

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I just saw a clip of some Ukrainians making Molotov cocktails using empty bottles of Jager. They’re making…

….JAGER BOMBS!!

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I bought a Molotov Cocktail today

It was $850 and they called it the Note 7

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What's a terrorists favorite drink?

A molotov cocktail

A meeting in Stalin's office during wartime. Suddenly, the phone rings.

Stalin takes it:

\- This is Comrade Stalin.

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\- Ah, hello, Comrade Churchill.

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\- No.

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\- No.

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\- No.

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\- No.

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\- Yes.

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\- No.

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What do you call a Fire Elemental stripper?

A molotov cocktease

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At the office of the General Secretary of the Soviet Union, the phone rings.

Comrade Stalin answers it and from the other side of the line a voice says: “This is Tapani from Finland. I am ringing you from Helsinki to inform you that we officially declare war on you!”

Stalin replies: “Well Tapani, that is indeed important news. How big is your army?”

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What do you say to your friend who's just birthed a revolution?

Molotov!

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