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Intercepts Jokes

I've invented a rocket that intercepts incoming warheads by consuming them.

It's a cannibalistic missile.

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A poor little boy writes a letter to Santa

A little boy from a very, VERY poor family writes a letter to Santa: "Dear Santa, I'm very poor and I don't have much. My dad passed away last year and my mom doesn't spend much time with me as she's usually very tired after drinking wine. I know that you brought all those rich kids from school plen...

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