Why does the Swedish military put barcodes on the bottom of their warships?
So they can Scandinavian.
You can spend all day thinking of names for maneuverable armored warships...
.. but at some point you have to say ‘frigate’ and move on.
TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port.
Whoops, wrong sub.
Why do French warships have glass bottoms?
So that they can see the rest of their fleet.
While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates.
Oops wrong sub.
My friend is obsessed with naval destroyers.
He warships them.
11 jokes from the world's oldest joke book
1. A Student Dunce Goes Swimming
"A student dunce went swimming and almost drowned. So now he swears he'll never get into water until he's really learned to swim."
2 An Intellectual Visits a Friend
"An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man...
A pirate captain is on the high seas...
A Pirate captain is on the high seas with his crew. Suddenly, his first mate comes running up to him in a panic. "Captain! Five British warships have been spotted! They are headed directly for us, battle is inevitable." The captain strokes his grizzled beard and replies, "Bring me my red shirt!" The...