Insurance Companies Jokes - 8 Hilarious Insurance Companies Jokes

Four insurance companies are in competition.

One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."

The Second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."

Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm."

The fourth insurance company re...

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What's the difference between a necrophile and an insurance company?

Necrophiles fuck you after you died, and insurance companies fuck your family after you died.

Insurance companies are warning

Campers if you get your tent stolen in the middle of the night, you won't be covered.

Hats off to all of the insurance companies helping out with the crisis!

Oh, I guess all of our hats are staying on.

I heard Facebook is looking to start a program with insurance companies...

It'll be called Friends With Benefits.

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Black Boxes in pickups

About 8 years ago, when the trend towards really large pickup trucks began, there was a major increase in accidents with pickups. At the urging of insurance companies, the three major car makers started adding a "black box" to each truck. It would record the last 60 seconds, showing speed, accelerat...

Some losses may be your gain

An unemployed man applies for a job as a toilet cleaner at a large computer company and takes an appointment for an interview with the company's manager.

During the interview, the manager told the unemployed person: You have been accepted for the job.

But we need your email to send you...

A doctor changes Careers.

A Gynecologist is tired of dealing with Insurance companies and decides to become an auto mechanic. He studies hard, and for the final, he needs to diagnose and rebuild an engine. He need an 80 to pass an become a certified Mechanic.

He takes test, and waits for his score.

He g...

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