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Home Insurance Jokes

I've just checked my home insurance policy

and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, l'm not covered.

I called my home insurance company today. I asked them to insure my antique rubber band collection.

They said “that’ll be a stretch”

Do you have home insurance?

'Cause I'm going to smash your back door in.

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