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Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting a bit old now.

That ship has sailed.

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The ship stuck in the Suez should be named in honor of Mitch McConnell.

It's big, full of crap, and obstructing everything in its path.

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I wanted to make a Suez Canal joke but I couldn't get the timing right.

That ship had sailed long ago.

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You know why it's so hard to steer through the Suez Canal?

Because it's not Strait.

Yo momma so fat..

She disrupted international commerce when she went swimming in Suez Canal

What does one ship do when it wants another ship to lose money?

It Suez them.

My friend told me the captain of the Ever Given is in denial.

I replied "No, he's in the Suez"

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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