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Suez Jokes

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Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting a bit old now.

That ship has sailed.

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The ship stuck in the Suez should be named in honor of Mitch McConnell.

It's big, full of crap, and obstructing everything in its path.

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You know why it's so hard to steer through the Suez Canal?

Because it's not Strait.

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I wanted to make a Suez Canal joke but I couldn't get the timing right.

That ship had sailed long ago.

What does one ship do when it wants another ship to lose money?

It Suez them.

My friend told me the captain of the Ever Given is in denial.

I replied "No, he's in the Suez"

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Don't Worry. The Tides Will Take Care of It.

Upon learning that the captain of the freighter that blocked the Suez Canal was ambivalent about the mess he created, the ship has been re-christened as the *No Fucks Ever Given.*

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