UPJOKE
cairoegyptred seasuez canalcanalalitaliagizathebejohannesburgtimbuktuyaltaconstantinevladivostoksmolenskkarachi

Suez Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting a bit old now.

That ship has sailed.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The ship stuck in the Suez should be named in honor of Mitch McConnell.

It's big, full of crap, and obstructing everything in its path.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

You know why it's so hard to steer through the Suez Canal?

Because it's not Strait.
AI Image Generator

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I wanted to make a Suez Canal joke but I couldn't get the timing right.

That ship had sailed long ago.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Panama has had problems, and we all know about the ship stuck in the Suez, but my co-worker must know a more problematic waterway. Every day he yells out

‘Far Canal. Not again!’

What does one ship do when it wants another ship to lose money?

It Suez them.

My friend told me the captain of the Ever Given is in denial.

I replied "No, he's in the Suez"

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.