A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied,

“Its a bad habit”

A man puts a condom on inside out.....

He went.

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How do you recycle a condom?

Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

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(I saw this as a meme, but haven't found it on this sub yet so here it goes) Pixar's movies always have the same idea

What if x has feelings?

Examples:

Toy Story: What if toys have feelings

Cars: What if cars have feelings

Inside Out: What if feelings have feelings

Soul: What if black people have feelings?

Man on the mountain

One day on a nearby mountain a man stood atop it. He looked at the view and turned his pockets inside out. Powdered gold gushed out at amazing speed as he stood there.

Soon the media caught wind of this and went to investigate. After stuffing as many buckets of gold into their van as they cou...

Steve is in his car driving on the highway by the ocean in California...

...when he stops and asks God for just 1 wish for being a super faithful and good human being. God instantly appears and tells Steve that he has earned the right for one wish.

Steve: I wish for a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there and have a great time

God: Ehhhh! You...

How do you safely reuse a condom?

You turn it inside out and shake the f*** out of it.

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NSFW A Welsh coal miner is met at the door by his obviously angry wife....

when he arrives still drunk from the weekend on Sunday morning.

She asked him: "Did you not get paid Friday for working all month?"

He replies (with a belch): That I did, my lovely woman!"

She glares back at him, "And how much of that month's pay do you have left?"

Barely...

I'm so selfish....

I wear ribbed condoms inside out.

The doctor on the radio said to treat your face mask like you do your underwear

So I turn in inside out every day

How can you scare people with your impression of an elephant?

Turn both of your pants pockets inside out, and say, “hey, you ever seen my impression of an elephant?” while reaching for your zipper.

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I told this joke to my dad when I was a kid

Me : "Would you rather kiss my ass or a bunny on the nose?"

Dad : "a bunny..."

Me : as I pull my pants pockets inside out "pucker up!"

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