All of my relationships experiences are inside out Sour Patch Kids
Sweet, sour, gone.
A man puts a condom on inside out.....
He went.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied,
“Its a bad habit”
My family and I rode Space Mountain as Joy, Disgust, and Anger from Inside Out.
It was a rollercoaster of emotions.
How can you scare people with your impression of an elephant?
Turn both of your pants pockets inside out, and say, “hey, you ever seen my impression of an elephant?” while reaching for your zipper.
How do you recycle a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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