What do you get when you cross an orange with Quentin Tarantino?

Pulp Fiction

Credit to the movie The Starving Games

Why can't Quentin Tarantino go on an airplane?

Because the pilot mentions "30,000 feet" and he goes absolutely crazy.

What is Quentin Tarantino most known for?

Feeture Films

Quentin Tarantino has said his filmmaking career is over

Because now it's more than thirty years old, Leonardo DiCaprio isn't interested any more.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

One of my favourite jokes from one of my favourite movies, Desperado. Originally delivered by my favourite director, Quentin Tarantino

This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says...

Do you think Quentin Tarantino likes the taste of victory?

Or does he prefer defeat?

The barman says “Why the non-linear structure?”

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

What should Quentin Tarantino do if he's tested positive for coronavirus?

Tent-in Quarantino.

Where does Quentin Tarantino hide his Easter eggs?

In his movies



Alt. Punchline, Inglorious Baskets. Hoppy Easter yall!

I watched a Quentin Tarantino film the other night. Kill Bill, Volume 1.

Couldn’t hear a thing.

What do you get when you rub two oranges together owned by Quentin Tarantino?

Pulp Friction.

Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression?

He's always getting off on the wrong foot.

Man: it’s not that hard man, just count to 10!

Quentin Tarantino: 10 5 4 8 1 2 3 6 9 7

Did you hear that the director to Pulp Fiction is making a movie based off of a Belgian comic book where the main character gets deathly ill with an incredibly infectious disease and therefore has to cut off all contact with the outside world?

It's "Quentin Tarantino's *Tintin's Quarantino*".

What do you call the director of Kill Bill out in the sun?

Squintin' Tarantino

He always tells the jokes out of order

Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?

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