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Tarantino Jokes

Actresses working with Tarantino have described him as a very demanding director, with whom it took effort to set proper boundaries.

"You know how it goes", they said. "You give him an inch, and he takes a foot".

Why did Quentin Tarantino get arrested for his foot fetish?

He got off on the wrong foot.

Why did Quentin Tarantino regret directing a Ninja Turtles movie?

Because he felt the villains being called "The Foot Clan" was very misleading.

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One of my favourite jokes from one of my favourite movies, Desperado. Originally delivered by my favourite director, Quentin Tarantino

This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says...

What is Quentin Tarantino most known for?

Feeture Films

Why does Quentin Tarantino refuse to make movies with digital cinematography?

Because he's the reel deal.

The barman says “Why the non-linear structure?”

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

Why can't Quentin Tarantino go on an airplane?

Because the pilot mentions "30,000 feet" and he goes absolutely crazy.

What do you get when you cross an orange with Quentin Tarantino?

Pulp Fiction

Credit to the movie The Starving Games

It’s surprising that Jules and Vince spend so much time talking about the metric system at the beginning of Pulp Fiction

Quentin Tarantino usually only does feet

Where does Quentin Tarantino hide his Easter eggs?

In his movies



Alt. Punchline, Inglorious Baskets. Hoppy Easter yall!

Quentin Tarantino has said his filmmaking career is over

Because now it's more than thirty years old, Leonardo DiCaprio isn't interested any more.

What should Quentin Tarantino do if he's tested positive for coronavirus?

Tent-in Quarantino.

What do Quentin Tarantino movies and bounce houses have in common?

If you want to be in either of them, you have to take off your shoes.

What do you get when you rub two oranges together owned by Quentin Tarantino?

Pulp Friction.

I watched a Quentin Tarantino film the other night. Kill Bill, Volume 1.

Couldn’t hear a thing.

Did you hear that the director to Pulp Fiction is making a movie based off of a Belgian comic book where the main character gets deathly ill with an incredibly infectious disease and therefore has to cut off all contact with the outside world?

It's "Quentin Tarantino's *Tintin's Quarantino*".

Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression?

He's always getting off on the wrong foot.

What do you call the director of Kill Bill out in the sun?

Squintin' Tarantino

He always tells the jokes out of order

Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?

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