Tarantino Jokes - 20 Hilarious Tarantino Jokes

Actresses working with Tarantino have described him as a very demanding director, with whom it took effort to set proper boundaries.

"You know how it goes", they said. "You give him an inch, and he takes a foot".

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Why did Quentin Tarantino get arrested for his foot fetish?

He got off on the wrong foot.

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Why did Quentin Tarantino regret directing a Ninja Turtles movie?

Because he felt the villains being called "The Foot Clan" was very misleading.

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One of my favourite jokes from one of my favourite movies, Desperado. Originally delivered by my favourite director, Quentin Tarantino

This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says...

What is Quentin Tarantino most known for?

Feeture Films

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The barman says “Why the non-linear structure?”

Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

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Why does Quentin Tarantino refuse to make movies with digital cinematography?

Because he's the reel deal.

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Why can't Quentin Tarantino go on an airplane?

Because the pilot mentions "30,000 feet" and he goes absolutely crazy.

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Where does Quentin Tarantino hide his Easter eggs?

In his movies

Alt. Punchline, Inglorious Baskets. Hoppy Easter yall!

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What do you get when you cross an orange with Quentin Tarantino?

Pulp Fiction

Credit to the movie The Starving Games

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It’s surprising that Jules and Vince spend so much time talking about the metric system at the beginning of Pulp Fiction

Quentin Tarantino usually only does feet

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What do Quentin Tarantino movies and bounce houses have in common?

If you want to be in either of them, you have to take off your shoes.

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Quentin Tarantino has said his filmmaking career is over

Because now it's more than thirty years old, Leonardo DiCaprio isn't interested any more.

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What should Quentin Tarantino do if he's tested positive for coronavirus?

Tent-in Quarantino.

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What do you get when you rub two oranges together owned by Quentin Tarantino?

Pulp Friction.

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I watched a Quentin Tarantino film the other night. Kill Bill, Volume 1.

Couldn’t hear a thing.

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Did you hear that the director to Pulp Fiction is making a movie based off of a Belgian comic book where the main character gets deathly ill with an incredibly infectious disease and therefore has to cut off all contact with the outside world?

It's "Quentin Tarantino's *Tintin's Quarantino*".

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Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression?

He's always getting off on the wrong foot.

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What do you call the director of Kill Bill out in the sun?

Squintin' Tarantino

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He always tells the jokes out of order

Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?

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