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Barque Jokes

My dog made a model boat. It was rubbish

But in fairness, the rope she'd tied to hold it to the dock held pretty well.

I guess her barque is worse than her bight

Did you hear about the dog who owned a leaky three-masted sailing ship?

His barque was worse than his bite.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man sails to visit a remote part on the coast of Ireland.

As he comes close to the harbor, he sees an enormous, absolutely gorgeous Barque, docked in its own reserved spot. He ogles it for a minute, before docking himself and running through his checklist of things to finish before he can leave his vessel.

He finishes, gets all his things, and goes...

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