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In Plane Jokes

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An Imam, Rabbi and Priest die in plane crash.

When they each meet their God, it is explained to them that this was a big mistake. Each one is given the opportunity to return to Earth in whatever form they choose.

The Imam says: "I've always greatly admired the Eagle, soaring so effortlessly on the wind. Poof! He is an Eagle riding therma...

3.14% of People in Planes...

...are πlots.

I think drinks taste better in planes

It really elevates the flavour

I used to be afraid of flying in planes

But nowadays I insist on one.

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