I think drinks taste better in planes

It really elevates the flavour

3.14% of People in Planes...

...are πlots.

I used to be afraid of flying in planes

Until I tried it without one.

I won a game of hide and seek at the airport.

I was hidden in plane sight.

Why did the blonde woman get arrested on the runway?

For hiding in plane sight.

Airport Security yelled at me today

Said I was in plane sight

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