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At Airport Jokes

What kind of ice cream do they sell at airports

Plain ice cream

Why can’t you smoke at airports?

Cause it gives you terminal cancer.

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An arab at airport

An arab at airport:

\- Name?

\- Abdul Al Razhib.

\- Sex?

\- Three to five times a week.

\- No, no, I mean: male or female?

\- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.

\- Holly cow!

\- Yes... cow, dog, even sheep.

\- But isn't that h...

Why did Jack quit his job at airport security?

Because no one ever said hi to him.

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