Why can’t you smoke at airports?

Cause it gives you terminal cancer.

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An arab at airport

An arab at airport:

\- Name?

\- Abdul Al Razhib.

\- Sex?

\- Three to five times a week.

\- No, no, I mean: male or female?

\- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.

\- Holly cow!

\- Yes... cow, dog, even sheep.

\- But isn't that h...

Why did Jack quit his job at airport security?

Because no one ever said hi to him.

A man on the phone with a friend at airport: "I'll be there to pick you up in 25 minutes."

Man, at home, on phone with friend at airport: "I'll be there to pick you up in 25 minutes."

<Man's girlfriend walks into the room naked.>

Man: "I'll be there in 26 minutes."

Confucius say...

...naked man running through revolving door at airport very likely going to Bangkok.

I hate people who take drugs and alcohol

Really wanted to punch that guy at airport security :/

Confusious says

Man who go through turnstile at airport sideways, always going to Bangkok.

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