What do you get when you breed a pit bull with a shih tzu?

Yiff.

A man walked into a zoo.

There was only one animal in the entire zoo, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

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What do you have when you get half a bunch of bulldogs and half a bunch of shih tzus?

I'd tell you but it's just a bunch of bullshit.

One day, a man decides to go to a zoo.

He goes in through the entrance and into the main area. In that main area is only one enclosure. In that enclosure is a dog.

It’s a Shih Tzu.

At my city, we have a zoo which is only filled with dogs. Even worse, there’s only one breed of dogs inside the zoo.

It’s a shih tzu.

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What do you call a Bulldog - Shih Tzu mix?

A Tzu Dog. Because your other idea was bullshit.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu.

But all I got was Lhasa Shit.

London Zoo has put all it's animals into lockdown during the pandemic. There's only one dog on display.

It's a shih tzu.

Praying mantises don't actually pray, laughing hyenas don't actually laugh, and songbirds don't actually sing.

The name Shih Tzu is accurate though.

Did you know that a dog wrote a book about his adventures in space?

*I, Shih Tzu-Naut*

I took my niece to the zoo the other day...

The only animal there was a small, scruffy looking dog.

I called the zookeeper over.

"What's with the scruffy old dog? Why is that the only animal?"

"It's a Shih-Tzu"

I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo.

But they only had one small dog.

It was a SHIH-TZU.

A man and his daughter go to a zoo

The daughter says to her father, "Wow, I can't believe that zoo had nothing but dogs."
The father says back, "Yeah, it was a total shih tzu".

My kids were really excited when I took them to the zoo today, but upset to find it only had a dog

It was a shih tzu

Nice joke that doubles as a haiku.

I went to a zoo.

There was just one dog on show.

It was a shih tzu.

EDIT:
A lot of people are complaining that it's not a haiku. I read shih tzu as 1 syllable, so my mistake. Sorry for the misleading title!

A walk to the zoo.

A man walks for four days to visit a zoo.

The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

The dog looks like a St. Bernard, but the man is steadfast in his belief that it is, with certainty, a Shih Tzu.

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