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Dolla fo Yuan.

A Chinese lady went to the bank and was trying to exchange yuan for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yuan. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuat...

To increase foreign currency reserves, the Government of China is offering a limited-time double exchange rate offer.

Buy Yuan get Yuan free.

Mrs. Chang takes a 500 yuan bill to the bank to change for dollars

The teller makes the calculation and gives her $80.44.

Mrs. Chang returns the next Friday and puts a 500 yuan note on the counter. The teller puts down $79.94.

Mrs. Chang says "Last week you give me $80.44, but now I get $79.94. Tell me why it changed!"

The teller showed her t...

A Trump supporter was upset...

...about having ordered custom "Trump 2020-2024" merchandise from China and now not being able to get a refund. "I just can't accept that I have to kiss my 10 yuan goodbye." I nodded sympathetically but advised him that he'll just have to accept bye ten yuan.

why did elementary school kids ask their Hispanic janitor about Chinese currency?

Because it takes Juan to know Yuan!

A Chinese man goes to the bank

A Chinese man that just moved to the United States goes to a bank to exchange his yuan for US dollars. He gives the teller 100 yuan and the teller exchanges it for $100. He thanks the teller and leaves.

A week later, the Chinese man returns to the bank with another 100 yuan to exchange. Thi...

This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his Money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of Money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?"

The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."

If i had a USD for every time that communism had worked

I'd get a Chinese Yuan.

Chinese Joke– A Good Boy 好孩子 hǎo hái zi

yíɡè xiǎo nánháiér xiànɡ tāde māmɑ yào liǎnɡkuài qián.
一个 小男孩儿 向 他的 妈妈 要 两块钱。
A little boy asked his mother for two yuan.

“wǒ zuótiān ɡěinǐ de qián, nǐ zuò shénme le?”
“我 昨天 给你的 钱,你 做什么 了?”
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

“wǒ ɡěile yíɡè hěn qiónɡ de l...

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What did the US Treasury Secretary Say to the Chinese Central Banker After the Currency Devalued?

What the fuck are Yuan?

A Chinese man goes into a bank ...

... to exchange some Chinese yuan for American dollars. The teller finishes counting the man's currency, looks up that day's exchange rate, computes the conversion and quickly counts out the American currency in twenties, "…140, 160 and" plunking down the last bill, "makes $180. Will that be all tod...

An Chinese tourist goes into a bank

He approaches a teller, and gives him a 1000 Yuan in cash, and says "Dollar, please".

The teller understands, takes the cash, makes some calculations and hands him back $150. The Chinese guy takes the cash and walks out of the bank.

A week later, he goes into the same bank, with anothe...

Fluctuations

An older Chinese woman moved to America to live with her daughter. Knowing very little english and still getting a feeling for the area, the woman went to the bank to exchange some currency.

She gave the teller a 100 yuan note and received $15.30. Very pleased with this she took the money an...

A time traveler comes back from the year 2045

I encountered a time traveler today. During my self isolation he came to the door dressed in a hazmat suit. I was of course alarmed when I opened the door to such a site. He quickly explained who he was and asked if he could have just a few minutes of my time. I didn't believe anything he was sa...

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