A Nun walks into Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room...

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Let's go to Hooters!

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other’s stories.

At **age 32** they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where do you wanna go?"
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Since women with big breasts work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work at?

IHOP😜

Did you hear about the Hooters that's owned and operated by bears?

There are some big ole Teddies in there

I take my wife goes to Hooters.

I found out my wife had never been to Hooters before so I thought I would take her there and let her see that it wasn’t all that it was made up to be. So one early afternoon we headed over to the Hooters restaurant to get a few wings. It was crowded like it always is and we were ushered to a table i...

I went to go apply for a job at Hooters today

They just handed me a bra and said “Here fill this out”

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A husband and wife are eating at Hooters for their 20th anniversary.

A busty gorgeous blond waitress comes up and asks them what they'd like to drink.
"Oh my god you are gorgeous." Said the husband with the intent of pissing his wife off.
His wife just shook her head and smiled.
"Why don't you introduce your wife to her you pig, or better yet, introduce her...

My parents divorced when I was 9, and every other weekend my Dad would pick me up and take me to Hooters....practically raised me there.

...so many good mammaries.

Hooters is trying to stay afloat during this pandemic so they are starting door to door service thus a name change is in order.

They will now be known as Knockers

If Hooters delivered their food...

...would that make them Knockers?

What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters?

They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."

My Hooters waitress was pregnant so I called the manager and said

"Can we get another waitress please? This one has an heir in it."

What is the difference between a website and a Hooters restaurant?

At the Hooters, it'd be nice if the servers went down on you.

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Hooters

A former group of softball players, all in their 40's, discussed having a reunion over lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the waitresses were young, good looking, had big breasts and wore short-shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the softball buddies once ag...

Hooters should start a delivery service

called Knockers.

With lots of restaurants closed, Hooters still remains open for delivery orders...

They just go by Knockers now.

I once tried to pay for my food at Hooters with an energy drink...

Apparently Red Bull doesn’t give you wings.

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If waitresses with big boobs work at Hooters, then where do 1 legged waitresses work?

IHOP



Gives tipping your waitress new meaning

My local Hooters closed the other day.

I guess you could say the restaurant was a bust.

An archaeologist was in Jerusalem when he discovered a slab of rock with five figures on it: the Star of David, an ox, a shovel, an owl, and a woman.

"This is really fascinating," said the archaeologist. "This tells me a lot about ancient Hebrew culture. The Star of David tells me, of course, that they were a very religious people. The ox tells me that they used domesticated animals, such as oxen, to plow the fields. The shovel tells me that they...

What do you call game night at Hooters?

Double D&D

Hooters waitress

During a long day of looking around a car show me and a couple of my friends stopped in at "Hooter's" for some Hot Wings and a few beers... After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told them "The one who knows how to fix...

A man was browsing Craigslist one day...

...when he comes across this insane deal. A good-as-new Porsche, for 20 bucks. "It's a prank," he thinks. "Like that Hooters girl and the Toyota/'toy Yoda' thing." Still, he's not really in need of $20, so he decides to be a good sport and humor the seller.

He drives out to the address in the...

Christmas Shopping

Bob and Sue were in a local shopping center just before Christmas.

Sue suddenly noticed that Bob was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. Sue asked, "Bob, where are you? You know we have lots to do."

Bob said, "Do you remember the jewelry store w...

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There are three religious truths:

Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.

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I feel for Hillary Clinton

The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from Hooters I think.

I haven’t had a server go down on me that long

since New Year at Hooters.
Edit for explanation: https://techcrunch.com/2016/08/11/reddit-is-currently-experiencing-a-major-outage/

What's a newborn baby' favorite restaurant?

Hooters

The South Declares War

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in Mobile , and I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"


"Well Ar...

What is "Rock Bottom" for you?

I came to the realization that I've hit Rock Bottom today, when I found I had gone to Hooters specifically for the food.

So there was an abandoned church...

and few nuns get sent over to clean it up a bit and restore its former glory. As they were painting the ceiling, one of them says, "Sisters, it is VERY hot in here, and we're working so feverishly, and i really don't want to get any paint on our robes. What say you, we just strip down, and finish th...

Killing two birds with one stone this weekend

Taking my mother to Hooters sounds rock solid.

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