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I’ve been thinking of stopping my procrastination

Maybe I’ll start tomorrow
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I have a Masters Degree in Procrastination

I just haven't picked it up yet.
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I found a book on how to avoid procrastination...

I think I'll read it tomorrow
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I’m addicted to procrastination

But I can start anytime I want
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What do we want? PROCRASTINATION!

When do we want it? TOMORROW!
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I am trying to overcome procrastination...

That's the setup. I'll do the punchline tomorrow.
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What does procrastination mean?

I don’t know, ask me later.
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I made a joke about procrastination.

I guess I'll just post it later.
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Procrastination will be my downfall.

Emphasis on “will”.
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A joke about procrastination

I’ll tell you about it later
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Someone really needs to start a procrastination club

Maybe I'll get around to doing that tomorrow
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It’s not fair that procrastination gets such a bad rap.

It has literally kept me alive for years.
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I decided to do my thesis on procrastination 40 years ago.

Maybe I should start it next week
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What country had a history of procrastination?

Russia. At one point, they were all for Stalin.
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Procrastination is like masturbation.

It feels good while you do it. But at the end of the day, you're just fucking yourself.

Two things that I don't like about myself are procrastination and the habit of forgetting things.

But the good thing is that I don't procrastinate.
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My therapist just told me I might be a chronic procrastinator and that it will seriously affect my life. I'm not worried though

I'll figure out what procrastination means later

Try and name a better duo than me and procrastination

Go ahead, I’ll wait
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How do you avoid procrastination?

I have a great punchline, but I’ll edit it in later.
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A week ago Thursday was National Procrastination Day. . . .

Time to celebrate!
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My dad is a master at procrastination

He never even finished that...
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What do we say to the God of Procrastination?

Not Today!
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This book, “The Procrastination Cure: 21 Proven Tactics For Conquering Your Inner Procrastinator”

I have had it in my Amazon shopping cart for six months, I will probably order it tomorrow.
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I bought the book titled "How to beat procrastination" to fix my procrastinating habit.

It's been 5 months already and I haven't opened that book yet.
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I'm studying the psychology of procrastination.

Or I will be tomorrow anyway
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I was going to say a joke about procrastination

But I decided to tell it tomorrow
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I gave up procrastination for lent this year.

Well.. I’m working on it.
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Teachers: “Procrastination is bad!”

Theresa May: “Hold my government”
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Procrastination

Eh, that's not an important joke; I'll tell that one later.
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Wanna have a procrastination contest?

Great! We’ll start tomorrow
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If procrastination were an olympic sport

I'd compete in it later.
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Procrastination Paradox...

If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???
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I'm finally going to take care of my procrastination problem

Just you wait and see!
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The three rules about procrastination.

1.

2.
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If there was a competition for procrastination...

I'd probably put that off til later too.
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I walked up to the master of procrastination, and asked him to teach me his ways.

He looked at me, smiled and said "Later."
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My wife just got her degree in procrastination.

She said she would pick it up next week.
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Me: man I reckon i'm the greatest procrastinator in the world, no one's better at procrastination than me

Friend: oh really? how about we have a contest

Me: yeah sure just gimme 5 minutes
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TIL That procrastination stems from 2 basic personality traits

I'll post the link in a minute.
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I just saw a book on Amazon called "Overcome Procrastination"

I've put it on my wish list.
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Masturbation is a lot like procrastination . . .

... it's often more pleasurable while done gazing at yourself in front of the mirror.

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