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Masturbation is like procrastination

Because in the end you’re fucking yourself

My mom sent me an article about procrastination.

I think I'll read it later...

I had a good joke about procrastination planned

But ill probably post it tomorrow

Try and name a better duo than me and procrastination

Go ahead, I’ll wait

A week ago Thursday was National Procrastination Day. . . .

Time to celebrate!

I walked up to the master of procrastination, and asked him to teach me his ways.

He looked at me, smiled and said "Later."

I made a joke about procrastination.

I guess I'll just post it later.

My dad is a master at procrastination

He never even finished that...

What does procrastination mean?

I don’t know, ask me later.

I have a really good joke about procrastination

But I have other things to do. I’m sure I’ll get around to telling you the joke later.


I’m writing a book about procrastination. I haven’t finished it yet.

I want to know what the word "procrastination" means

I'll look it up tomorrow.

I’m addicted to procrastination

But I can start anytime I want

I'm gonna watch a video on how to stop procrastination....

Nvm, I'll watch it tomorrow.

Wanna hear a joke about procrastination?

Ugh fine i’ll tell you later

I'm finally going to take care of my procrastination problem

Just you wait and see!

This book, “The Procrastination Cure: 21 Proven Tactics For Conquering Your Inner Procrastinator”

I have had it in my Amazon shopping cart for six months, I will probably order it tomorrow.

Procrastination will be my downfall.

Emphasis on “will”.

I gave up procrastination for lent this year.

Well.. I’m working on it.

How do you avoid procrastination?

I have a great punchline, but I’ll edit it in later.

My brother asked me "what does procrastination mean?"

I said "I'll tell ya tomorrow"

I was going to say a joke about procrastination

But I decided to tell it tomorrow

My girlfriend wants to break up because of my procrastination.

I asked her to discuss this next week.

What country had a history of procrastination?

Russia. At one point, they were all for Stalin.

It’s not fair that procrastination gets such a bad rap.

It has literally kept me alive for years.

I bought the book titled "How to beat procrastination" to fix my procrastinating habit.

It's been 5 months already and I haven't opened that book yet.

Wanna have a procrastination contest?

Great! We’ll start tomorrow

I want you to close your eyes for a moment and imagine a world without procrastination…

…actually, nevermind let’s do that later

My wife just got her degree in procrastination.

She said she would pick it up next week.

Me: man I reckon i'm the greatest procrastinator in the world, no one's better at procrastination than me

Friend: oh really? how about we have a contest

Me: yeah sure just gimme 5 minutes

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My therapist just told me I might be a chronic procrastinator and that it will seriously affect my life. I'm not worried though

I'll figure out what procrastination means later

Teachers: “Procrastination is bad!”

Theresa May: “Hold my government”

TIL That procrastination stems from 2 basic personality traits

I'll post the link in a minute.

I just saw a book on Amazon called "Overcome Procrastination"

I've put it on my wish list.

"What do we want?" - A cure for procrastination!

"When do we want it?"
- Soon...

If there was a competition for procrastination...

I'd probably put that off til later too.

after 9 months of procrastination, of psyching myself up and never following through, last night i finally went to the gym

to cancel that damned membership.

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Masturbation is a lot like procrastination . . .

... it's often more pleasurable while done gazing at yourself in front of the mirror.

New study shows procrastination is as harmful to mental health as alcohol abuse

To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!

The three rules about procrastination.



I wish there was a medicine that could cure procrastination

Eh, who am I kidding, I'd probably put off taking it.

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