Hitchhiker's Jokes - 4 Hilarious Hitchhiker's Jokes

What language was used to program Marvin the Paranoid Android (from Hitchhiker's Guide...)?

Morose Code.

When someone asks if anyone has recommended Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to me

Reddit already.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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A longhaul trucker with a trailer full of chickens is driving to Chicago...

A long haul trucker with a trailer full chickens is driving to Chicago with a parrot on the dashboard. As he's driving, he sees a woman at the side of the road with her thumb out. He pulls over to the side, and the woman gets in.

Trucker: Do you have money?

Woman: No.

Truck: Su...

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