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Amnesiac Jokes

An amnesiac walks into a bar

He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”

What's the difference between a masochist and an amnesiac?

Beats me, I don't know.

An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an amnesiac stumble drunkenly into the road.

The Irishman nearly escapes a speeding car, but the Scotsman isn't so lucky, and gets hit by the car and dies.

An amnesiac walks into a bar...

So he sits down next to a smoking hot blonde, and orders a scotch on the rocks. He then turns to the blonde and says, "So, do I come here often?"

A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station...

A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station. The police are trying everything to learn where she came from and how she got the bruises but with no results.

Finally one of the detectives notices she has a wedding ring.

"Oh! You have a husband! What does he do?" ...

"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."

In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit.

Sometimes, I think I'm the only member of my family not doped up on prescription drugs all the time.

Then I usually take my amnesiac meds.

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