Amnesiac Jokes

He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”

Beats me, I don't know.

The Irishman nearly escapes a speeding car, but the Scotsman isn't so lucky, and gets hit by the car and dies.

So he sits down next to a smoking hot blonde, and orders a scotch on the rocks. He then turns to the blonde and says, "So, do I come here often?"

A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station. The police are trying everything to learn where she came from and how she got the bruises but with no results.

Finally one of the detectives notices she has a wedding ring.

"Oh! You have a husband! What does he do?" ... read more

In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit.

Then I usually take my amnesiac meds.