I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Honestly, it's a pretty obscure number. I doubt you've ever heard of it.
Did y'all hear about the group of hipsters who drowned at the pond?
Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool
Why don’t hipsters like the Mississippi River?
It’s to mainstream
Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?
Because it's the first Indy movie.
I farted in a room full of hipsters.
They spent two hours arguing who heard it first.
Why are monsters hipsters?
Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.
Why do hipsters always burn their mouths?
They eat their food before it gets cool!
Why do Hipsters keep drowning while iceskating?
Because they did it before it was cool
Hipsters are like racists
No one admits to being one
PSA: the term “Hipsters” is politically incorrect and is considered an offensive slur in many circles
Please use the medically-recommended term “conjoined twins” instead.
Why don't hipsters drink iced tea?
Because they drank tea before it was cool.
Why do hipsters only use the microwave?
They don’t like conventional ovens.
Ever notice you never see any necrophiliac hipsters?
Must be too hard to screw em before they're cool.
Why are so many hipsters sweaty?
They put on their winter coats before it's cool.
Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?
They stayed away from the mainstream.
Why do hipsters enjoy prison?
Because there are solid bars everywhere.
So there's a new strain of Coronavirus that effects Hipsters...
You probably haven't heard of it.
i accidentally drove on a hipsters feet...
...now he is a hopster.
How do two hipsters communicate?
They converse.
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Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters...
... they are into people before it's cool.
Why do hipsters and environmentalists love Reddit?
Because everything is recycled
What type of rocks are hipsters?
Igneous rocks, because they were magma before it was cool.
Hipster Jokes!
Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
Because the river was too mainstream.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Some obscure number you've never heard of.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he ate pizza?
Because he ate it be...
All the hipsters love Steve Jobs
...now that he's underground.
What's a hipsters favorite season?
Summer, they like it before it's cool
Why are hipsters such great assassins?
Because they hide the bodies in places no one has ever heard of.
I hate hipsters
Their vegan diets, whiskery faces, tiny feet, and sawdust bedding. Oh wait, hamsters, I hate hamsters
Why do hipsters have so much money?
Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular
Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?
Turban Outfitters!
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