Authorities close investigation on the group of hipsters found dead in a pond last week.

Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool.

I angered two people by calling them hipsters...

Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

Your parents are hipsters

They loved you before you were cool

Why do Hipsters keep drowning while iceskating?

Because they did it before it was cool

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

They don’t like conventional ovens.

Ever notice you never see any necrophiliac hipsters?

Must be too hard to screw em before they're cool.

So there's a new strain of Coronavirus that effects Hipsters...

You probably haven't heard of it.

Hipsters are like racists

No one admits to being one

Why don't hipsters drink iced tea?

Because they drank tea before it was cool.

I farted in a room full of hipsters.

They spent two hours arguing who heard it first.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

i accidentally drove on a hipsters feet...

...now he is a hopster.

What’s the difference between a hipster and a necrophile?

Hipsters won’t get into anything once it’s cool.

Where do you drown hipsters?

In the mainstream

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