How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don’t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags!

Two old hippies meet a nun at a bus stop…

She’s on crutches and seems to be having a hard time.

One hippie asks her, “hey sister, like, what happened to your leg?”

“Oh my son, I slipped in the shower and broke my ankle” replied the nun.

“Oh” said the hippie as he turned to his friend to ask quietly, “hey man, what’s a...

What do you call a hippies wife?

Mississippi.

What do hippies do?

hold up your leggies.

A bunch of hippies just overthrew the government, smoked weed, and read a poem.

It was a high coup.

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Two Hippies Two Hippies are walking down a railroad track stoned.

One Hippie says "This is a really long fucking staircase!"

The other Hippie says "I don't mind the stairs, it's this low fucking handrail thats killing me."

Time for some Hippie jokes!

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
Why do hippies wear patchouli?
So the blind can hate them too.
What is orange and red and looks good on a hippie?
Fire.

Why do hippies make good accountants?

Because they're from a counter-culture

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What do you call 2 hippies who pass away at the same time?

Tie-Die

How do you call three hippies hugging a tree?

A treesome.

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Local hippies are boycotting the sex shop.

I guess they have bad vibes.

Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law.

It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

Cannibals have to be careful with hippies.

Because the steaks are high.

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Why do hippies like didgeridoos?

It’s the closest they can get to giving a tree a blowjob.

Why do hippies shop at Ikea?

Because no trees were harmed in the making of their furniture.

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