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Hippy Jokes

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The bus driver, the hippy, and the nun.

A bus driver, a hippy, and a nun are all on the bus as it comes to a stop. As the nun is getting off the hippy says to her “I am going to have sex with you.” The nun replies “like hell you are and leaves.” The buss driver says “do you see that grave site over there?” Hippy replays “yes.” “Well every...

How do you know if a hippy has been to your house?

He's still there.

A hippy cut me off in traffic

I gave him the half peace sign

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far-out.

What was the hippie's wife's name?

Mrs.Hippy

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(NSFW) The hippy and the nun

One day a hippy walks into a bus, when he spots a nun sitting in the first chair. To him, the nun is one of the best looking women he has ever seen. Being the straightforward guy he is, the hippy walks up and asks, “Hey, wanna have sex?” The nun, shocked, smacks him in the face, and gets off at the...

What is the difference between a hippy chick and a hockey player? (1 of 3 hippy jokes)

A hockey player usually showers after 3 periods

What did the hippy say while being evicted?

Namaste

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Hippy and the bus driver

So a hippy gets on a bus and sees a beautiful nun sitting there. He tries to talk to her but she refuses saying she has devoted her life to god only.

The nun gets off at the next stop and the hippy decides he wants to have sex with her. The bus driver, seeing the hippy perving on the nun, wa...

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A hippy finds a magic lamp.

He rubs it and a genie comes out and asks "What is your wish?" The hippy says "Man, I just want to be up tight, out of sight, and in the groove." So the genie turns him into a tampon.

Hippy walks into a bar

The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve free spirits"

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[NSFW] The nun and the Hippy...

There was a hippy who was on his way home when he got on the bus. At the end of the bus he saw a really beautiful nun, he was astonished. The bus driver noticed that and told the hippy that the nun goes every midnight to the graveyard to pray, so he will find her there. The hippy sits right next to...

What kind of cigarette does a hippy smoke?

Yours.

Why did the hippy drink the bong water?

So he could get highdrated

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (hippy joke 3 of 3)

None, the usually screw in a dirty sleeping bag..

What do you call the southern wife of a hippy?

Mississippi

Why did the Hippy Drown?

he was tooooo faaaaaaar oouuuuutttt maaaaaannnn

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Nice try hippy

So there is a hippy who gets on a bus. After getting on the bus, he spots a nun sitting by herself. He goes to sit with her and asks her, "Will you have sex with me?" And then the nun responds, "Oh, Heavens no." The hippy reaches his stop and passes by the bus driver on his way out. "Hey buddy, I kn...

What is the difference between a hippy and a zippo?

Only one screams when lit

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A dude tells his hippy girlfriend that her boobs are too small

A dude tells his hippy girlfriend that her boobs are too small. She agrees but says that she doesn't want breast implants because Silicone isn't a renewable resource. He suggests that she find a natural alternate. Weeks later she has a great idea and carves two boobs out of a tree from her back yard...

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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