Hermes Conrad walks into a bar

He's disqualified

I had a delivery from Hermes today.

He asked if I could give him the time, so I said it was between 8am-1pm

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Richard's new job

Richard just got a new job on a small shipping vessel. He shows up for his first day and the first mate puts him to work loading crates onto the ship. He finishes a few hours later and they get underway. Richard is put to work and is kept busy all day. After dinner, he approaches the first mate and ...

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One day Poseidon, Zues, and Hades got together in a hot tub and decide a humans fate

Before anything they all had agreed to the loser had to bathe the winner. They all picked the same guy. This guy was a homeless scraggy bastard with beer in one hand and a jar in the other. Words on jar said, "I'll give blowjob's for a dollar". So Hades chimed in and said, "For every blowjob I will ...

A father Is lounging in his study..

When one of his daughters walks in and asks "Daddy.. why is my name Rose?" The father replys "Because when you were born, we dropped a rose petal on your face." The second daughter barges in and asks "Daddy why Is my name Daisy?" The father replys "Because when you were born, we dropped a daisy peta...

The Surgeon and the Plumber

A world-famous and very dignified surgeon called a plumber to fix the flooded bathroom in his office.

When the plumber arrived, he was carrying an extra set of used overalls. The dapper, impeccably groomed and expensively dressed doctor smirked in a condescending way and said: "Do you usually...

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