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Haircuts Jokes

Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law.

It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

Free Haircuts

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work."

The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.


A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber...

Why are haircuts so cheap in Morocco?

Because they've got so many Berbers!

Haircuts are great

Because I did none of the work but get all the credit.

Where are all these sheep getting their haircuts?

At the baa-baa shop

Why does Donald Trump like free haircuts?

Because he doesn't have toupeé.

I'm never satisfied with my haircuts at first...

...but then they grow on me.

I give lions haircuts by the river for a living

What I do is all but manestream.

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