I got caught trying to steal a hairpiece.

There was a price toupee.

Wearing a second hand hairpiece may seem kind of gross

but its a small price toupee

Why don't demons steal hairpieces?

Because if they did, there'd be Hell toupee.

Somebody stole Satan's hairpiece

There will be Hell toupee!!

You may laugh but this cheap hairpiece from Walmart has really helped my self-confidence.

It was a small price toupee.

Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free...

...or does he have toupée?

What kind of hairpiece does Harry Potter wear?

A hedwig

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Did you know Donald Trump has a different hairpiece for each occasion?

He even has toupé for sex.

I was going to buy a hairpiece...

... But it was too much toupée.

Donald Trump admitted today that he contracted an STD.

He has hairpiece.

Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.

Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...

Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.

In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his bud...

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