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Gurus Jokes

Which breakfast gurus would you ask for carpentry advice?

The saw sages.

How many self-help gurus does it take to change a lightbulb?

Before I can answer that question, I have to ask "is the lightbulb ready to change?"

The reason time travelers don't visit us

They all listened to self help gurus who told them to live in the present.

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A man's entire family was killed by a masked dolphin...

He set off on a quest for vengeance. He searched high and low for the identity of the masked dolphin. He traveled the world, asking dolphin Gurus and dolphin historians. He searched for ten years before he found his first clue.

In a shallow pool at the top of a tall mountain he found a dolphi...

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