The farmer and his wife are entertaining the local bigwigs when their son runs in and announces to his father in a loud voice, “Dad, dad, the bull’s fucking the cow.” After a moment of shocked silence, the farmer turns to his son and calmly says, “Next time, son, be a little less explicit. ...
A man tries to smuggle cocaine under his wig.
While he is walking through the airport, he trips and the wig falls of. He puts it back one quickly, but a guard notices the drugs and arrests him.
When he gets home that night, his wife asks him, "anything interesting happen today love"?. He says yeah we caught a cocaine bigwig today. He wa...
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A popular joke in Nazi Germany
A Nazi Bigwig is on a diplomatic trip through Switzerland and notices a large government building. He asks his guide what agency it is.
The guide replies: "It's the head quarters of the marines"
The Nazi is surprised and laughs. "Why does Switzerland need a ministry of marines?"
One day, Albert Einstein was about to give a speech at a university.
"I hate these damn speeches," Albert says to his driver, who shares some similarities with him.
"Well, as your driver, I have to go to all of them. I don't know the science, but I can do the speech for you."
"Great idea!" Says Einstein."Let's switch places!" So, Albert and his driver s...