i always thought it'd be fun to be a Hare Krishna

it's so unfortunate I never got the chants

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Some Religious Truths

TAOISM: Shit happens

ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of shit happening?

PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else

ATHEISTS: Shit happens for no apparent reason

HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens/ Shit happens/ Happens, happens/ Shit happens

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say...

My family issues

So I've always had a rocky relationship with my brother. But to be fair he was always a little unusual. When he was 16 he shaved his head and got tattoos all over his face. When he was 18, he legally changed his name to Radio. He got some plastic surgery done and filed his teeth and became a Kris...

Two boys

A Catholic boy and a Hindu boy were talking about religion and the Catholic boy said, "My priest knows more than your Krishna."
The Hindu boy said, "Of course he does, you confess to him everything.

Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India?

We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas.

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