Greek Philosopher Jokes - 16 Hilarious Greek Philosopher Jokes

Which Greek philosopher had the most hair?

Follikles

Have you ever heard of the ancient Greek philosopher Garglades?

Garglades nuts, lol

Two Greek philosophers get into an argument...

Euclid: You've been a very good pupil this past year, Eubulides, but now it's time for you to pay the 50 drachma you owe me for all the philosophy I've taught you.

Eubulides pauses to think for a moment.

Eubulides: Hm, as much as I would love to pay you back, I'm afraid that's not po...

Where do ancient Greek philosophers keep their wooly foot warmers?

Sock-crates.

What do you call a Greek philosopher who's skilled on the pitch?

Soccerates.

What did the Greek philosopher name his religious themed screen printing shop in France.

Sacre' T's

Once again, I'm checking out this book "Greek Philosophers: From Aristotle to Zeno"

I've never finished it for some reason.

A newly discovered Greek Philosopher once said..."Meh,good enough" .Which is my opinion on most of these jokes.

---Mediocrates

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease

Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

A Greek philosopher’s lecture on knowledge was really confusing and frustrating.

Episteme off.

All the great Greek philosophers died as they lived...

A long time ago, and probably in Greece

Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates?

His primary philosophical viewpoint is "eeeeehhh"

Made this one up at work today.

There once was an ancient Greek philosopher that dedicated his life to hypothesize the perfect way to cool off on a hot summer day.

His name was Popsicles.

I’m not saying I’m angry with these reports...

But if I were a Greek philosopher, I’d be Pistophades.

[ Sorry, I’ll see myself out ]

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport

A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule" as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator....

There was once this Apache Indian

There was once this Apache Indian who had 3 squaws - but none of them were able to bear him a child. A medicine man advised him that animal skins were potent - following his advise, the Apache slept with his 3 squaws on different animal skins - a hippo skin, a jaguar skin & a leopard skin.
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