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Stoicism Jokes

I hear stoicism is all the rage these days.

Sounds like they're doing it wrong.

I once took a class on Stoicism...

It didn't excite me.

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Taoism: .

Buddhism: If , it's not really .

Islam: If , it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism: because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism: Why does this always happen to us?

Hinduism: This happened befo...

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian...

...are in The Louvre, looking at a painting of Adam and Eve.

"Behold!" says the Englishman. "Their resolve in adversity. Their stoicism. They must be English!".

"Nonsense!" cries the Frenchman. "Look at them. They are elegant. They are poised. They are beautiful. Surely they must b...

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A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body.

“As a doctor, you’ll need to develop two key skills,” the professor begins. “The first is stoicism. You can’t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse’s , withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth. “Now do...
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