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Why didn’t the little boy eat the cheese?

He was scared of Muensters.

What is the LOST cast's favorite cheese?

Smoked Muenster.

What did the dairy farmers say when they saw godzilla?

Muenster!!!

I taught my brother how to make his own cheese and now he can't stop!

I created a muenster.

Dr. Frankenstein is experimenting with a new monster made with a cheese body.

It's Frankenstein's Muenster.

I told my wife so many cheesy jokes

That she called me a muenster

I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...

But the joke has too many holes.



I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done...

Cheesy pun

I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me

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