What did the dairy farmers say when they saw godzilla?
I taught my brother how to make his own cheese and now he can't stop!
I created a muenster.
Dr. Frankenstein is experimenting with a new monster made with a cheese body.
It's Frankenstein's Muenster.
I've been trying to make a joke about swiss cheese...
But the joke has too many holes.
I know that was a cheesy joke. Most people aren't really that fondu of them. It's rare for them to be gouda jokes. You may think of me as a muenster for these jokes, and that I could do cheddar than this. I mean no parm in these puns. Alright, I'm done...
I told my wife so many cheesy jokes
That she called me a muenster
I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me
A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda.