Gold Rush Jokes - 5 Hilarious Gold Rush Jokes

What did the slave owner said to his slave during the gold rush?

I wanna make you mine.

After years of digging, two gold rush enthusiasts finally found a small amount of the precious metal

It was a miner success

I just watched a documentary about the cutthroat world of the gold rush.

It was pretty metal.

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A guy goes up to the Yukon and wants to hear some old Gold Rush stories....

so he goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he knows any old stories. Bartender says "you best ask old Ned." and indicates towards a man sitting in the corner in a wheelchair.

Old Ned is wizened with a long scraggly beard. He has a comforter across his knees as he nurses his beer.
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The Chinese Workman

An Australian man comes to Oregon during the great gold rush knowing of a location where tons of gold has yet to be discovered. Keeping it as secretive as possible, he comes alone and needs to hire help as he arrives. He heads to the local bar where many of the miners spend their evenings. He has ma...

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