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What's Michael Jacksons favorite gaming console?

Nintendo Wii-heeee

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A family of the Jacksons on vacation.

The parents ran a nail store, and their son was a marketologist. Once the dad told his son:

We're going on vacation for a couple weeks, I hope I can count on you looking after the store while we are gone.

The son quickly exclaims:

But dad, I'm a marketologist! I know nothing ab...

What was Micheal Jacksons favourite chord to play around with?

A Minor.

Did you know Michael Jacksons curtains lit on fire?

He was shades lighter after that...

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