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Glories Jokes

A soapbox orator addresses a crowd on the glories of communism

“Come the revolution, everyone will eat strawberries and cream!” A man at the front whimpers, “But I don’t like strawberries and cream.” The speaker thunders, “Come the revolution, you will like strawberries and cream!”

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Glorious bastard.

An old veteran setting with his grandkids telling tails about his glories in Vietnam, "I lost contact to the base, and five bastards surrounded me, I tried to fight, but they outnumbered me, they said we either kill you here right now, or you suck our dicks and we let you go". "So what happened gra...

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