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Grandeur Jokes

What is white and has delusions of grandeur?

The average sperm

A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables to avoid eviction.

As she rummaged through her dusty belongings, she came across a dull copper kettle. Intrigued by it’s possible value the old woman dusted it off and BAM! A genie erupted from its neck.

The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.”

The woman, astounded, t...

There was a young French artillery officer, who had notions of grandeur, that is, until the day he stood too close to a firing cannon

He thought he was Napoleon, but he was actually blown-a-part.

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I told my therapist that I was suffering from affluenza.

He diagnosed me with delusions of grandeur.

What happened when the number 8 got drunk?

He fell over and had delusions of grandeur.

A girl returns from US to see her father in India.

Being from a poor village, it was a big deal for the father seeing their daughter who became a successful nurse in the states.

The girl had brought some presents for her father, which included a cool looking boxer.
The people in the village were accustomed to wearing a lungi ( a large clo...

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A devout Catholic and his friend go to the Vatican...

and the friend gets really hungry, so he buys a bag of roasted peanuts from a street vendor. Being used to his local bar customs, he begins to throw the peanut shells on the floor of the Sistine Chapel.

They are fortunate enough to attend a Mass conducted by the Pope himself. After the se...

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