Man Gets Arrested For Creeping This Lady Out On A Bus. His Explanation Is Perfect.

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained...

did you hear about the wine they made from a tire?

appearantly it was a goodyear

The Superbowl ticket

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes his seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field!


About halfway through the first quarter Bob...

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What kind of fucking asshole would order the Secret Service to remove the Goodyear tires from the Presidential limo?

Nevermind.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Recycle them to make a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

Ones a goodyear, ones a great year.

I Had A Fun Childhood

My dad used to push me down a hill in some old tires..


They were GoodYears

Sometimes I like to think back to when my dad used to put me in tires and roll me down the hill

...those were the Goodyears.

I don't like working at Goodyear...

It's very tiring

When I was a kid we would get some big tires, then get inside and roll down the hill.

Those were the Goodyears.

What was the least trusted company in 2020?

Goodyear

I enjoy playing outside as a kid. My brother would roll me down the hill in an old tire.

Those were Goodyears.

I bought four new tires and my wife ran away.

Turned out 2020 is a Goodyear!

Difference between Trump and a dump truck?

Four Goodyears.

How long does it take to get your blimp license?

A GoodYear or so

The tale of Thanksgiving.

It's that time of year, so raise a cheer, here's to drinking beer and shooting deer. Here's to friends who are sincere and friends who will endear. When others appear we give them a leer, but not so severe that they leave out of fear. We send pioneers to explore the frontier, and they return bearing...

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