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Goodyear Jokes

What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms?

A Goodyear

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.

I had a fun childhood, my dad used to push me down the hill in old tires

They were Goodyears

Did you hear about the guy who got fired from Goodyear ?

He was sleeping on the job because he was tired ......

On the bus

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the ...

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Given that the US has now shot down three balloons (or suspected balloons) this week....

Whoever is flying the Goodyear blimp at the Super Bowl tonight had better have balls of steel.

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What kind of fucking asshole would order the Secret Service to remove the Goodyear tires from the Presidential limo?

Nevermind.

I always visit my local tire shop on New Years.

Because then I will know it will be a goodyear.

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New company mergers

(I marked it NSFW because of the last one - not sure if it's considered NSFW, so just to be safe...)

For all of you with any money, be aware of these expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations:

1. Hale Business S...

I don't like working at Goodyear...

It's very tiring

Sometimes I like to think back to when my dad used to put me in tires and roll me down the hill

...those were the Goodyears.

When I was a kid we would get some big tires, then get inside and roll down the hill.

Those were the Goodyears.

Difference between Trump and a dump truck?

Four Goodyears.

What was the least trusted company in 2020?

Goodyear

One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.

Those were the Goodyears.

I enjoy playing outside as a kid. My brother would roll me down the hill in an old tire.

Those were Goodyears.

The Superbowl ticket

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes his seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field!


About halfway through the first quarter Bob...

I bought four new tires and my wife ran away.

Turned out 2020 is a Goodyear!

How long does it take to get your blimp license?

A GoodYear or so

The tale of Thanksgiving.

It's that time of year, so raise a cheer, here's to drinking beer and shooting deer. Here's to friends who are sincere and friends who will endear. When others appear we give them a leer, but not so severe that they leave out of fear. We send pioneers to explore the frontier, and they return bearing...

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