Ghostbuster Jokes - 19 Hilarious Ghostbuster Jokes

my friend asked me if I think the Ghostbusters wear crazy or zany socks.

I said I bet they wear pair a normal socks.

It's a good thing that the Ghostbusters don't charge a lot of money

because if you couldn't pay, they'd have to come back and re-possess your house.

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What was the headline when a former Ghostbuster’s family dug a really long ditch in his home country?

A Dan, A Clan, A Canal, Canada

What do you call a Poltergeist that nuts a lot?

A Ghostbuster.

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What's the difference between German porn and The Ghostbusters?

German porn doesn't wait until the end of the movie to cross the streams.

How come the Ghostbusters never made it very far in Oregon Trail?

They refused to cross streams.

What do you call it when a team of ghostbusters visit a children’s hospital?

Spawn camping.

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Whose idea was it to show a bunch of naked butts in the new Ghostbusters movie?

Rick Moranis

After the stunning success of the most recent Ghostbusters movie it is herein announced that....

....the next Superwomen will be played by a man.

Signed

Marvel Comics

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

A twelve year old is watching ghostbusters 2 for the first time with his father.

Kid : Dad what's that?

Dad : A walkman

Kid : and that?

Dad : A dark room for devoloping photos.

Kid : and those?

Dad : The twin towers.

"Knock Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Ghostbusters."

"Ghostbusters who?"

"Taco."

Courtesy of my 3-year-old.

What’s another name for a necrophiliac?

Ghostbuster

There's a movie about people who carve statues of the dead that show only their heads and shoulders

Ghostbusters!

My Boss Told Me Dress for the Job You Want

My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. But when I showed up today in Ghostbusters cloths, he said I was fired.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack.

He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters

Sometimes I feel like my life basically consists of fighting a battle, a battle with no use in the end.

Then I go on /r/Ghostbusters and feel better about myself.

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