Over It Jokes - 13 Hilarious Over It Jokes

I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set that I threw the bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

What do you call a dog that gets frosting all over its fur?

A pupcake.

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My wife left her bra on the floor of our bedroom. It almost killed me when I tripped over it this morning.

Stupid boobie traps.

Why the preference for 8/9 over it's decimal?

Overrated.

If the big bang theory, how I met your mother and two and a half men had ever crossed over it would've been called

How I banged your mother with two and a half men

What do you call the Pentagon with a huge tarp over it?

A Tentagon

What do you call a parasite that keeps looking over its' shoulder?

A nervous tick.

Why did the watermelon have brown spots all over its skin?

It had melonoma

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Why does everything turn to after the British take over it?

Because its colon-ization.

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I'm a building contractor, recently I was hired to create a new set for a production company and told I have free reign over its design.

I was never a big fan of and was concerned I wouldn't be able to create a suitable set for such productions without guidance, but the client reassured me

"If you build it, they will come."

What do you call a scary dinosaur with a condom pulled over its head?

A Du-Rex!

What do you call bread with your toe jam spread all over it?

Toest

What happens when a plant tries to take over its own forest?

It comits *tree*son.

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