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What do guys get after five days masturbating?

A weak end.

What did Qatar get after spending billions of dollars to stop LGBTQ+ actions in FIFA 2022?

Half naked Argentinian Men Hugging and kissing each other in the end.

What did the spotted lanternfly get after a hard day's work?

The boot.

What did the musician get after hurting himself?

A-minor injury

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What do you get after the animal dinner party?

Stuffed animals.

What did the alligator get after sleeping with a hooker

Gatoraids

What do you get after sleeping with the queen?

Royal aids

When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax.

Bush wasn’t that bad.

What did Anakin Skywalker get after being boned by the Emperor?

Siithylis.

What's the feeling you get after polishing a peanut?

Post nut clarity.

What did the kid of the stoner parents get after the divorce?

Marijuana possession

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What do get after you eat Front Loops?

Front Poops. Courtesy of my 9yr old daughter.

What did the semicolon get after breaking the grammar law

Two consecutive sentences

What do you get after an Elephant runs over Batman and Robin?????????

Flatman and Ribbon.

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

What does a necropheliac get after the best night of sleep in his life?

Mourning Wood

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