What do you get after the animal dinner party?

Stuffed animals.

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What kind of bird did the pirate get after his parrot bit his dick off?

A wood pecker.

What do you get after sleeping with the queen?

Royal aids

What did Anakin Skywalker get after being boned by the Emperor?


What did the alligator get after sleeping with a hooker


If kissing a raw fish gives you salmonella, what did Prince Charming get after kissing Cindy?


What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax.

Bush wasn’t that bad.

What's the feeling you get after polishing a peanut?

Post nut clarity.

What did the kid of the stoner parents get after the divorce?

Marijuana possession

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What does a recovering-alcoholic vampire get after completing a suicide bombing mission?

72 virgin Bloody Marys

What did the semicolon get after breaking the grammar law

Two consecutive sentences

What do you get after an Elephant runs over Batman and Robin?????????

Flatman and Ribbon.

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What did Padme get after she fucked Anakin?


What does a necropheliac get after the best night of sleep in his life?

Mourning Wood

What do you get after a religious debate?

Death threats.

What does a death row inmate get after their last meal?

Their just desserts.

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman?

of course you don't.

diseases you get after marriage


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