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German Sausage Jokes

With everything so expensive this year, it could be just German sausage and cheese for Christmas dinner.

But that's a Wurst-Käse scenario.

I‘m developing a phobia of german sausage

I fear the wurst

I think I’ve developed a phobia of German sausages

I keep on fearing the wurst

My little brother is throwing a tantrum because we aren’t having German sausages for dinner

He’s being such a brat

I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row.

I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

What do you call a German sausage fest?

Wurst orgy ever.

My friend has just fed German sausage to a bird.

He’s taken a tern for the wurst.

I bought a German sausage shop on the most expensive road in my suburb.

They always say you should buy the Wursthaus on the best street.

Going to try and make my own German sausages

What's the wurst that could happen?

My wife is a terrible cook. Tonight she's making German sausage.

I'll hope for the best, and prepare for the wurst

What do you get when you cross a brain tumor with a german sausage?

The wurst headache

Have you ever watched a German sausage go bad?

It goes from brat to wurst.

I learned German sausage-making from a guy who was really into Eastern philosophy.

He was always going on and on about how in order to make great sausage, you had to understand the sausage. You had to BE the sausage.

That guy was the *wurst*.

I've recently developed a paranoia for German sausages.

I feel the wurst is yet to come.

I've heard some terrible German sausage jokes in my time...

...But this one's definitely the wurst

I love eating German sausage....

but it always gives me the wurst farts.
HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout

When I was a child I was forced to work in a German sausage factory.

It was the wurst experience of my life.

My Girlfriend asked me to choose what was the best tasting sausage, a Lincolnshire sausage she bought at the shop or a German sausage she made from scratch

Hers was the wurst

I know a nun who has a tendency to go around wearing a horrible garment made of German sausages

It must be her Wurst Habit

I thought I might try my hand at telling a German sausage joke

I mean, what's the wurst that could happen?

What did the German sausage say to the French bread?

Gluten tag!

Did I ever tell you about the time I traded my German sausage for a seabird?

I took a tern for the wurst.

I was packing my luggage with German sausage, when my wife told me, "Don't overfill it. Last time it exploded in the airport and you caused a scene".

"Dont be silly", I said, "you're always thinking of the wurst case scenario".

I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.

The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.

Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.

I was in a pub and I ordered a large cup of beer and a German sausage. It took them 20 minutes just to get me the cup of beer.

I am afraid the wurst has yet to come.

Tom Swift's best moments.

"German sausage jokes are the wurst," Tom said frankly.

"I got cut in half," Tom said intuitively.

"I will never read Shakespeare," Tom said unwillingly.

"I lost my legs right under the ankles," Tom said defeatedly.

"Who turned out the lights?" Tom asked dimly.

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