Could I be a judge in a Jewish religious court?

No, not in this Dayan age.

A Chinese shop owner

Tourist: What's your name?

Shop Owner: Moshe Dayan

Tourist: But you don't look Jewish. You look Chinese.

Shop Owner: Yes, you're right.

Tourist: Then how did you ever get a name like Moshe Dayan?

Shop Owner: It's like this. Years ago, when i came to America, I was ...

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