After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the follow...
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The teacher told the class to make up a poem about Timbuktu, to recite in front of the class.
The first child recited hers:
"When I was lying in my bed
I dreamt of a ship with funnels red
A beautiful ship, its hull was blue
I think it was going to Timbuktu."