If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite.
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I was watching an international soccer game, and suddenly an Iranian player ran into the stands to beat up a spectator.
Then the Shiite hit the fan.
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What have Muslims and Scottish weather got in common?
They're often either Sunni or Shiite.
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A muslim couple decided to have a baby.
The day of labour came and Doctor came out of the maternity ward with a grim look on his face.
Father asked what was wrong.
Doctor asked the father, which type of muslim he was.
"I am a sunni muslim," father replied.
"And your wife?"
"She is a shiite."
Docto...
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Did you hear about that Islamic singer?
His songs were Shiite
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What do you call an Islamist who publishes propaganda about Sunnis?
A Shiite poster.
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What do you call an Iraqi priest?
Holy Shiite
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I hear the weather in Saudi Arabia is very Sunni...
But the weather in Iran is Shiite.
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The British weather has just been declared Muslim
A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite
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I've never heard a good joke about islam...
They've all been a bit shiite
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I work with a Muslim that keeps calling me an “American Pig”
He’s a piece of Shiite
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What did the warring religious sects say to each other after they made peace?
"Good Shiite."
"See you Sunni."
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Two Muslim vampires are discussing the weather...
Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside.
Vampire 2: Shiite!
Courtesy of my 8-year-old.
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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
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My Muslim friend.
I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite.
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