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Shiite Jokes

Muslim weather is so unpredictable...

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs.

If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite.

I was watching an international soccer game, and suddenly an Iranian player ran into the stands to beat up a spectator.

Then the Shiite hit the fan.

What have Muslims and Scottish weather got in common?

They're often either Sunni or Shiite.

A muslim couple decided to have a baby.

The day of labour came and Doctor came out of the maternity ward with a grim look on his face.

Father asked what was wrong.

Doctor asked the father, which type of muslim he was.

"I am a sunni muslim," father replied.

"And your wife?"

"She is a shiite."

Docto...

Did you hear about that Islamic singer?

His songs were Shiite

What do you call an Islamist who publishes propaganda about Sunnis?

A Shiite poster.

What do you call an Iraqi priest?

Holy Shiite

I hear the weather in Saudi Arabia is very Sunni...

But the weather in Iran is Shiite.

The British weather has just been declared Muslim

A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite

I've never heard a good joke about islam...

They've all been a bit shiite

I work with a Muslim that keeps calling me an “American Pig”

He’s a piece of Shiite

What did the warring religious sects say to each other after they made peace?

"Good Shiite."

"See you Sunni."

Two Muslim vampires are discussing the weather...

Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside.

Vampire 2: Shiite!

Courtesy of my 8-year-old.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

My Muslim friend.

I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite.

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