What do Shia LaBeouf and an iPhone cord have in common?

They both have a charge for battery.

My mom is a sunni, my dad is a shia

I'm sushi.

What caused the rift between the Sunni and the Shia?

A clerical error

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A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.

Jainism: You must not disturb shit

Bhuddism: You must become one with the shit.

Taoism: Shit happens

Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this shit.

Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a shit person.

Paganism: Here's some shit that represents other shit.

Reform J...

Donald Trump was recently asked "Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?"

He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."

A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together

They name her Sushi

Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for...

During a practice run he caused negative results.
Apparently he wasn't what the suicide hotline was looking for.

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To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting "*He will not divide us*" after he got arrested yesterday?

His buttcheeks.

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

What do you call a French Gym Junkie who is scared of socialising?

Shia LaBeouf

Cars 3 Prediction.

Mcqueen's driving in the woods. There's no one around and his phone is dead. Out of the corner of his eye, he spots him: Shia LaBus.

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

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So there's 3 guys lost in the jungle. . .

lets say these 3 guys are Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill & Justin Bieber. They wander for a good while and are eventually captured by cannibals. Upon being captured their hands are tied and black bags are placed over their heads then dragged back to the cannibal's village.
Once they are all there...

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