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Shia Jokes

What do Shia LaBeouf and an iPhone cord have in common?

They both have a charge for battery.

My mom is a sunni, my dad is a shia

I'm sushi.

What caused the rift between the Sunni and the Shia?

A clerical error

A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together

They name her Sushi

Why is Shia LeBeouf not allowed in Saudi Arabia?

Because he is Shia.

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

Donald Trump was recently asked "Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?"

He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."

Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for...

During a practice run he caused negative results.
Apparently he wasn't what the suicide hotline was looking for.

Shia LaBeouf has been diagnosed with a terminal brain disease

He's suffering from Hewillnotdivitus.

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To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting "*He will not divide us*" after he got arrested yesterday?

His buttcheeks.

Cars 3 Prediction.

Mcqueen's driving in the woods. There's no one around and his phone is dead. Out of the corner of his eye, he spots him: Shia LaBus.

Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love...

Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.

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A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.

Jainism: You must not disturb shit

Bhuddism: You must become one with the shit.

Taoism: Shit happens

Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this shit.

Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a shit person.

Paganism: Here's some shit that represents other shit.

Reform J...

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