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What do Shia LaBeouf and an iPhone cord have in common?

They both have a charge for battery.
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My mom is a sunni, my dad is a shia

I'm sushi.
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What caused the rift between the Sunni and the Shia?

A clerical error
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A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together

They name her Sushi
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Why is Shia LeBeouf not allowed in Saudi Arabia?

Because he is Shia.
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What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.
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Donald Trump was recently asked "Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?"

He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."
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Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for...

During a practice run he caused negative results.
Apparently he wasn't what the suicide hotline was looking for.
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Shia LaBeouf has been diagnosed with a terminal brain disease

He's suffering from Hewillnotdivitus.
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To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting "*He will not divide us*" after he got arrested yesterday?

His buttcheeks.

Cars 3 Prediction.

Mcqueen's driving in the woods. There's no one around and his phone is dead. Out of the corner of his eye, he spots him: Shia LaBus.
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Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love...

Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia.
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A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.

Jainism: You must not disturb shit

Bhuddism: You must become one with the shit.

Taoism: Shit happens

Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this shit.

Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a shit person.

Paganism: Here's some shit that represents other shit.

Reform J...

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