The 12+ Best Shia Jokes

Why is Shia LeBeouf not allowed in Saudi Arabia?

Because he is Shia.

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A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.

Jainism: You must not disturb shit

Bhuddism: You must become one with the shit.

Taoism: Shit happens

Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this shit.

Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a shit person.

Paganism: Here's some shit that represents other shit.

Reform J...

What do you call a French Gym Junkie who is scared of socialising?

Shia LaBeouf

What do Shia LaBeouf and an iPhone cord have in common?

They both have a charge for battery.

My mom is a sunni, my dad is a shia

I'm sushi.

Donald Trump was recently asked "Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?"

He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."

What caused the rift between the Sunni and the Shia?

A clerical error

Cars 3 Prediction.

Mcqueen's driving in the woods. There's no one around and his phone is dead. Out of the corner of his eye, he spots him: Shia LaBus.

A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together

They name her Sushi

Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for...

During a practice run he caused negative results.
Apparently he wasn't what the suicide hotline was looking for.

What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.